****Heres a hilarious chat log that will give you the bends***** -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Players: AF-ARSONIC:mild mannered computer gamer interested in becoming 31137 -played by Arsonic [CB] Cipo:Anal retentive computer geek, thinks he may catch a virus thru the chat. -played by Opic [also CB] Budokan: a super hacker extrodinaire who IS 31137 and KNOWS you can catch a virus thru the chat :) -played by....sadly enough ladies an gentlmen Budokan probably wasnt playing but in all liklihood believed most every word he was saying. ------------------------------------------------------------------ ACT I. scene i Budokan enters the room Budokan: greet'ns AF-ARSONIC: budokan is my lover. AF-ARSONIC: hahahahahaha Cipo: awww shit :) AF-ARSONIC: gimme a kiss budokan. Cipo: you find any bugs yet ars? AF-ARSONIC: oh! .. Cipo: i mean other then from budokan? AF-ARSONIC: eh i will do that shit tonight.. ! . im stay up all night and look at the code. Budokan: forgot, what does: H/PA/V/C stand for? Cipo: haahahahahahaa Cipo: HAHAHAHA AF-ARSONIC: hehe.. Cipo: hohohhohoh Cipo: harhar Cipo: har AF-ARSONIC: hacking, phreaking, anarchy, carding, virus Cipo: c=cracking Cipo: :) Budokan: oh, now it is coming back AF-ARSONIC: eh Cipo: oh yeah AF-ARSONIC: yeah. Budokan: I used to hack DOS systems Cipo: just fergot Cipo: :) Budokan: way back in the days AF-ARSONIC: u used to hack dos? Budokan: yep Cipo: hehehe AF-ARSONIC: thats great! Cipo: wow i wish i could hack a dos system! AF-ARSONIC: hrrmm.. Budokan: I haven't hacked in so long, I'm actually out of practice AF-ARSONIC: how do u do it?! Cipo: way harder then Ninux or whatever you call it :) AF-ARSONIC: linux Budokan: depends on the system....every system was different Cipo: hehehehe AF-ARSONIC: i wish i could hack dos.. Cipo: what systems did you hack? Cipo: me too! Budokan: It is easier than Windows AF-ARSONIC: i guess i will just stick to hacking novells amd unix. AF-ARSONIC: dos is too hard for me. Cipo: yeah way easier! Budokan: really? AF-ARSONIC: oh yeah. Cipo: dos is tough shit! :) Budokan: there were a TON of back doors AF-ARSONIC: ehh.. i cant get past the login.. Budokan: back doors and errors Cipo: i mean how could you hack a dos system with a terminal connection?!?!!? Cipo: hahahaha Budokan: that is pretty easy, use Wizard's Eye to break Entry codes AF-ARSONIC: budokan! what are u saying?!?! theres no errors! microsoft never makes errors! Cipo: hehehehehe Budokan: Wizard's Eye to get in and Cookie Monster on your way out] AF-ARSONIC: cookie monster? .. whats cookie monster?! Budokan: a WONDERFUL virus Budokan: kills your HD AF-ARSONIC: really.. AF-ARSONIC: what is a virus? .. AF-ARSONIC: ehh. AF-ARSONIC: for your computer?! Cipo: you write VIRII?!?!? Cipo: whoa Budokan: yes Cipo: im fuckin outta here! AF-ARSONIC: eh.. thats cool! Budokan: Used to write viruses Cipo: i dont wanna catch a virus Cipo: !!!! Cipo: FUCK!!!!! AF-ARSONIC: ehh in what language? Budokan: out of practice there too...did them in QBASIC Cipo: what kinda virii did u write? AF-ARSONIC: qbasic. i want to learn that language. Budokan: or Turbo Pascal Cipo: like what types! Budokan: don't it is a waste of time Budokan: learn C++ Budokan: or Java Budokan: or HTML AF-ARSONIC: yeah! i want to write html virus's! Budokan: those are the languages of todays industry Budokan: HTML viruses I hear are kinda easy Cipo: totally a JAVA virus!!!! Budokan: just upload them to the server Budokan: and they wipe out an entire site! AF-ARSONIC: COOL!!! Cipo: show us one! Budokan: truely Cipo: show us the html for a virus! Budokan: Don't have on me , sorry AF-ARSONIC: it wont infect us will it?! Budokan: remember, I haven't been hacking in a LONG time Cipo: what kinda virii do you have? Cipo: thats ok show us your old stuph Budokan: got nailed by the SPA once for my hacking... AF-ARSONIC: eh.. does mcaffee scan for html virus's? Budokan: cuz I kinda hacked their BBS Budokan: I don't know Budokan: Norton does I think AF-ARSONIC: oh good! . AF-ARSONIC: eh.. AF-ARSONIC: i guess i have to get norton.. Budokan: Norton is pretty cool Cipo: yeah Cipo: NORTON ROCKs! Cipo: but i bet i could beat it :) Budokan: quick question.... Budokan: any one in here play X-Wing vs. Tie? AF-ARSONIC: i have it. Budokan: umm...you in a squadron? AF-ARSONIC: soa. Budokan: SOA = ? AF-ARSONIC: i dunno.. AF-ARSONIC: SOA! Cipo: brb AF-ARSONIC: we kill those TFA SCUMBUGS Budokan: oh, are they recruiting? Budokan: TFA sucks AF-ARSONIC: eh.. yes! .. they are.. AF-ARSONIC: find a soa guy when your on. Budokan: they have a website? AF-ARSONIC: i dunnO! Budokan: hmm...I'll have to find out... Budokan: I'm pretty good, and my squadron is being dissolved AF-ARSONIC: that sucks Budokan: I've decided to give it up...people have lost interest Budokan: I know AF-ARSONIC: pop dx Budokan: but some are willing to follow me to whatever squadron I go to Cipo: mov ah,40h AF-ARSONIC: cool! .. eh. AF-ARSONIC: im a jedi master. Budokan: yeah, my loyal followers Budokan: Jedi 4th cyberwolf666 enters the room Budokan: but I've only been shot down 15 times EVER Cipo: lea dx,fuckoff AF-ARSONIC: im a crackbaby. Cipo: int 21h cyberwolf666 leaves the room Cipo: hehehehehehe AF-ARSONIC: hhehehe Cipo: hahahaahahaha Budokan: EX-HACKER here Cipo: nice huh? Budokan: yeah, they are my disciples Budokan: I hope I can make a sub squadron... Cipo: push ax Cipo: pop budokan Budokan: My squadron is called THE SKULL SQUADRON...even got my own site right now AF-ARSONIC: cool! Budokan: yeah, built it myself Budokan: built everything myself AF-ARSONIC: how easy is it to write a virus? .. i want to destory this guys computer.. Budokan: I was previously working with the FAS....but they dissolved Budokan: pretty easy AF-ARSONIC: like a email virus.. Budokan: just takes immagination Cipo: show us! Cipo: show us! Cipo: show us! Cipo: show us! Budokan: the best virus tricks them into messing up their own computer Budokan: we had one like that AF-ARSONIC: what was it called? Cipo: show us the code for one PLEASE! Budokan: it looked like it was doing something, and if you shut off your system, it erased your HD Cipo: wow! Budokan: didn't really have a name Cipo: while the system was off?!?!!?!? Budokan: I designed it, my friend wrote the code Cipo: show us the code! Cipo: please AF-ARSONIC: is there a virus that sets your harddrive on fire?! Cipo: please Budokan: no, when the system rebooted, it started formatting Budokan: I'll E-mail him, then get it to you guys Budokan: no, but I've seen viruses, that cause the reader head to gouge the disk Cipo: WOW!!!! Budokan: that is more like a side effect AF-ARSONIC: cool!. Budokan: it's just a result Budokan: yeah, I suppose Budokan: uhoh, I'm getting paged to death Budokan: damn pagers Budokan: so, what codes have you guys been cracking? AF-ARSONIC: oh.. well.. Cipo: nintendo mostly Budokan: oh Cipo: and some PGP files :p Budokan: emulators? AF-ARSONIC: ehh. n64 is hard.. ehh. Budokan: POP filez? Cipo: no we bust open the nintendo games and read what they say inside the cartridge. AF-ARSONIC: took me two weeks to crack mario cart 64 Budokan: hmm...well keep up the good work on the N64 Cipo: and PGP Cipo: :) AF-ARSONIC: ehh spookys gonna use des encryption in one of his virus's opic..that should rock. Budokan: I mainly take the CD requirement out of some games Cipo: spanska used IDEA in his new one AF-ARSONIC: yeah.. i got asm source to that. Cipo: i found the site he got it from too Cipo: you want the asm for IDEA? AF-ARSONIC: i got it. Cipo: heh AF-ARSONIC: grabbed it today! Budokan: well, I gotta go, I'll see you guys later Cipo: whered u get it? Cipo: yeah lala 3113t AF-ARSONIC: some crypto site spooky gave me.. Budokan: l8r Cipo: ahhhh Budokan leaves the room AF-ARSONIC: eh the second layer of encryption on my virus is fucking up. Cipo: i gotta write like 300 papers fer skool Cipo: hehehe AF-ARSONIC: eh. the guy left when we stopped playing along.. AF-ARSONIC: haha Cipo: awwww AF-ARSONIC: hacking dos.. wow.. AF-ARSONIC: hehe Cipo: whatta wieeny! AF-ARSONIC: haha. AF-ARSONIC: i better show up tomorrow.. so he can send me that html virus source. Cipo: hahaha AF-ARSONIC: we should save this conversation. AF-ARSONIC: haha AF-ARSONIC: and put it in the mag. Cipo: NO SHIT!