Pranking the clueless
Downtime
downtime@webmail.bellsouth.com
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<Downtime> hey man telnet to 127.0.0.1
<Downtime> ok?
<Elf-> why?
<Elf-> what is it
<Downtime> because they have good phreak texts
<Downtime> SS7
<Downtime> 5ESS-2000
<Elf-> it was failed
<Downtime> you tried it?
<Elf-> yes'
<Downtime> try it again
<Downtime> 127.0.0.1
<Elf-> nope
<Downtime> nope what?
<Elf-> didnt work
<Downtime> damnit that's odd
<Downtime> i just did it
<Elf-> did you change ports
<Elf-> or anything
<Downtime> nope try again
<Elf-> Connection Failed
<Downtime> ok tell me exactly what you are doing
<Downtime> hello?
<Downtime> Did you connect to 127.0.0.1?
<Elf-> yeah
<Elf-> 127.0.0.1 says connection failed
<Downtime> what did ya get?
<Downtime> damnit
<Elf-> i dont know
<Elf-> my sister fucked it up probably
<Downtime> you sure you aren't changing the 0's to O's?
<Elf-> i copied and pasted
<Downtime> oh well
<Downtime> i'm gonna read some shit from there
<Elf-> ok
<Downtime> OH SHIT!
<Elf-> what
<Downtime> they have mad cc's here at 127.0.0.1
<Elf-> dood man it wont let me go
<Downtime> dude you better fix it
<Downtime> i can't! my control button is fucked
<Elf->  i cant
<Elf-> use edit copt
<Elf-> and paste
<Elf-> please
<Elf-> i need em
<Downtime> ok
<Downtime> 523896059281
<Downtime> 584019865727
<Downtime> 483865849103
<Downtime> there ya go
<Elf-> i want full info
<Elf-> i want full info
<Downtime> 523896059281 ----> Exp. 1847
<Elf-> what man
<Downtime> 584019865727 ----> Exp. 1905
<Elf-> there expired
<Downtime> 483865849103 ----> OH SHIT! THIS WAS JESUS'S CREDIT CARD!
<Downtime> I see that
<Downtime> Damnit let me keep looking on 127.0.0.1
<Elf-> fuck man
<Downtime> I didn't know Jesus had a CC!
<Elf-> thats fake
<Downtime> NO mAN! THE NAME ON THE CARD IS JESUS CHRIST!
<Elf-> what
<Downtime> I am serious
<Elf-> hey it worked
<Elf-> now what do i do
<Downtime> No Matercard, it's The Holy Card
<Downtime> you connected to 127.0.0.1?
<Elf-> yes
<Downtime> Alright do a rm rf to move to the rf directory
<Downtime> it's the secret directory
<Elf-> what do i type
<Downtime> rm rf../
<Elf-> ok hold on
<Elf-> what the fuck man its deleting shit
<Elf-> i exited
<Downtime> WHAT?!
<Elf-> it fucked up my comp
<Elf-> the telnet wont open
<Downtime> NO WAY!
<Elf-> YES WAYU
<Downtime> I jsut did it
<Downtime> are you sure?
<Elf-> YES IM SURE
<Downtime> you need to lay off the cr4q
<Elf-> man what did you do
<Downtime> i am getting texts from 127.0.0.1
<Elf-> my comp was froze for like 10 minutes
<Downtime> damn
<Downtime> crappy computer
<Elf-> what is that virus on that telnet
<Downtime> virus?
<Elf-> fuck you man
<Downtime> what?
<Elf-> it fucked my whole shit
<Downtime> i doubt that
<Downtime> dude do you even know what 127.0.0.1 is?
<Elf-> fuck you
<Downtime> 127.0.0.1 is a loopback to your own computer you dork