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          __                         /\				 ____________
       __/o \_                      /  \		        | ___________|
       \=___  \                    / /\ \		        | |
           /   \                  / /  \ \   		  	| |__________  
     __   //\   \   /            / /____\ \   R I E S ' Z	|__________  |   E C T I O N
  __/o \-//--\   \_/       	/ /------\ \			           | |
  \=___  ___  \  |             / /	  \ \		         __________| |
       ||   \ |\ |            /_/	   \_\      	        |____________|
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          <><><><><><><><><><><=- Keep The Fuck Outta Here !!! -=><><><><><><><><><><>


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#1


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/   _ _ \_ _ _ _ _|\
|  /    o  _ _ _ _ -|
|--        \      |/
|	 _ _\
 \       \_ 
  \       /			<--- What a fucking Dickhead... ( Looks like my Boss... )
  |      |
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  \______/

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#2

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", 
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. 
Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) 		- a regular ass

(__!__)		- a fat ass

(!) 		- a tight ass

(_^^_) 		- a bubble ass

(_*_) 		- a sore ass

{_!_} 		- a swishy ass

(_o_) 		- an ass that's been around

(_x_) 		- kiss my ass

(_X_)	 	- leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) 	- a tired ass

(_o^^o_)	- a wise ass

(_E=3Dmc2_) 	- a smart ass

(_$_) 		- Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) 		- Dumb Ass

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